Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kristen needs to lay her egg.
(i'm a bird...? Or a fish...)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kristen looks just like a cross between Chyna and TA2 Maria!
(oh dear gods... Chyna of all people?)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: kristen says, "the basic mechanics are the same for all of the operations: i have two main variables, '

reventered' and 'lastentered'. Oh, and 'runningtotal'. "
(Ho damn, i'm smart!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kristen wants to pursue movie interests, though we'd love to work with each other again.
(Boring...)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kristen does her best wrestling move.
(It was either this, or "Kristen does Cosmo.")
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: The room that Kristen hates the most is one where a presence of a man likes to sneak up behind people...and he isn't nice!
(This was cool, cuz it was from the Highland Games in Edinburgh page).
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kristen asks really smart questions, carefully listens to the answers (and all the other random "stuff" we all spout)
(i'm also apparently a doctor, too.)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Ashley Dupre Nude Photos: Kristen Goes From Shame to Fame to $5M?
(Shit, i'm a whore, too... Damn.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Kristen likes to say she practically changed my diapers
(Um...)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Kristen Eats A Scorpion
(Ew, just watched Scorpion King...)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kristen wears the Spring offerings very well and with a subtle suggestion of kink.
(Yeah, KINK!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: kristen was arrested for poisoning her husband with a lethal cocktail of narcotics
(A COCKTAIL. At least i have class.)
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Devious Comments
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exuviae, n. pl. any shells or coverings of animals that have been shed.
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I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I want you still
But there may be pills at work
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Deadline is July 25th!
Why watch anime when you can be anime? Custom Cosplay Commissions [link]
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
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Deadline is July 25th!
Why watch anime when you can be anime? Custom Cosplay Commissions [link]
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
Do you plan on putting up any pictures of the costumes? I'd love to see them!
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Deadline is July 25th!
Why watch anime when you can be anime? Custom Cosplay Commissions [link]
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
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Deadline is July 25th!
Why watch anime when you can be anime? Custom Cosplay Commissions [link]
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Adorable avatar made by: [link]
I have a cute fetish :3
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art.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
will let you download the video for that song you wanted. and don't worry, i've used it a million times and it's safe. no spam or anything. just give it a few hours and make sure you put in the right site address.
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art.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
You have an excellent eye for the lens.
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Dare To Be Yourself...
My Gallery / My Prints
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Go love me, I'm needy.
Etsy [link]
Myspace [link]
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Avatar made by *Heilos c:
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*meow*
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
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*meow*
Want to get more favs and pageviews?
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Sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me!
"Cheryl Lemmons does not play the piano, she sits down and the piano plays itself out of intimidation."
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