~wufeisgirl

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

A: Kristen needs to lay her egg.
(i'm a bird...? Or a fish...)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

A: Kristen looks just like a cross between Chyna and TA2 Maria!
(oh dear gods... Chyna of all people?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

A: kristen says, "the basic mechanics are the same for all of the operations: i have two main variables, 'reventered' and 'lastentered'. Oh, and 'runningtotal'. "
(Ho damn, i'm smart!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

A: Kristen wants to pursue movie interests, though we'd love to work with each other again.
(Boring...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

A: Kristen does her best wrestling move.
(It was either this, or "Kristen does Cosmo.")

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

A: The room that Kristen hates the most is one where a presence of a man likes to sneak up behind people...and he isn't nice!
(This was cool, cuz it was from the Highland Games in Edinburgh page).


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:

A: Kristen asks really smart questions, carefully listens to the answers (and all the other random "stuff" we all spout)
(i'm also apparently a doctor, too.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

A: Ashley Dupre Nude Photos: Kristen Goes From Shame to Fame to $5M?
(Shit, i'm a whore, too... Damn.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:

A: Kristen likes to say she practically changed my diapers
(Um...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:

A: Kristen Eats A Scorpion
(Ew, just watched Scorpion King...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:

A: Kristen wears the Spring offerings very well and with a subtle suggestion of kink.
(Yeah, KINK!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search

A: kristen was arrested for poisoning her husband with a lethal cocktail of narcotics
(A COCKTAIL. At least i have class.)


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